The painter is on The Wrong Side Of The Tracks in The Dirt-Walled Hovel of The Pretentious Artist. You must complete his
quest first. To get a tattoo, wear an item set then visit the painter. Once you have been given the tattoos by the painter,
you can manage them from your account settings.
The Tattoos:
8-Bit Finery:
Pixel Sword, Pixel Hat and Pixel Pants. Wearing this outfit increases your damage in the
8-bit world.
Arboreal Raiment/Wreath tattoo:
Equip the colored-light "necklace", can of fake snow and a tree skirt.
Players were given a single one of these items on December 25, 2005.
Clockwork Apparatus:
Wear the clockwork hat, clockwork trench coat and clockwork pants
Crimbo Light tattoo:
Wear the Bow Tux Outfit (bowler, bow staff and bowlegged pants). This outfit gives
+5 to all stats when worn.
Bugbear tattoo:
Wear the Bugbear Costume (Bugbear Bungguard and Bugbear Beanie).
Character class tattoo:
Visit the painter without any items on. Can be repeated after ascension.
Cloaca-Cola can tattoo:
Wear the Cloaca-Cola Uniform (Cloaca-Cola helmet, Cloaca-Cola fatigues, and
Cloaca-Cola shield).
Crimbo Duds:
Crimbo Sword, Crimbo Hat and Crimbo Pants.
Dyspepsi-Cola can tattoo:
Wear the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform (Dyspepsi-Cola helmet, Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues,
and Dyspepsi-Cola shield).
Encephalic Ensemble:
Wear the Cerebral Cloche, Cerebral Crossbow and Cerebral Culottes.
EXtreme Cold Weather tattoo:
Wear the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear (eXtreme Mittens, eXtreme Scarf and
Snowboarder Pants).
Furry Suit:
wolf mask and Furry Pants.
Gnauga Hides:
gnauga hide chaps, Gnauga hide buckler, and gnauga hide whip
Grass Guise:
Equip a grass hat, grass blade, and grass skirt to get the egg tattoo.
Hippy tattoo:
Wear the Filthy Hippy Disguise (filthy corduroys and filthy knitted dread sack).
Hot and Cold Ninja tattoo:
Wear the Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit (ninja hot pants, Cold Ninja Mask,
Icy-Hot Katana).
Knob Goblin Elite tattoo:
Wear the Knob Goblin Elite Outfit (Knob Goblin Elite Polearm, Knob Goblin
Elite Helm and Knob Goblin Elite Pants).
Knob Goblin Harem Girl tattoo:
Wear the Knob Goblin Harem Girl outfit (Knob Goblin harem pants and Knob
Goblin harem veil).
Martini tattoo:
Drink martinis until you receive the tattoo.
Mining tattoo:
Wear the Mining Gear (7-Foot Dwarven Mattock, Miner's Pants and Miner's Helmet).
OK Lumberjack Outfit:
Wear the OK Lumberjack Outfit (balaclava, los chinos, and disbelief suspenders)
Orcish Frat Boy tattoo:
Wear the Frat Boy Ensemble (Orcish cargo shorts, Orcish baseball cap and the
homoerotic frat-paddle).
Pirate tattoo:
Wear the Swashbuckling Getup (swashbuckling pants, stuffed shoulder parrot and an eyepatch).
Radio Free Regalia:
Wear the Radio Free Regalia (Radio Free Foil, Radio Free Baseball Cap and Radio
Free Pants) The items in this outfit are not found normally, but given out if you listen to Radio KoL.
Star tattoo:
Wear the Star Garb (star hat, star pants and star buckler). Wearing the Star Garb gives
+7 to all stats.
Terrifying Clown Suit:
Wear the foolscap fool's cap, bloody clown pants, big red clown nose, polka-dot
bowtie and clown shoes.
Terrycloth Tackle:
Wear the makeshift turban, makeshift skirt and makeshift cape. Wearing this outfit
decreases your moxie by 12.
Time Trappings / Hourglass Tattoo:
Wear the time trappings (time trousers, time sword, and time helmet).
Wearing the complete set adds an extra +3 adventures per day.
Tropical Crimbo Duds:
Wear the Tropical Crimbo Hat, Tropical Crimbo Sword, and Tropical Crimbo Shorts.
Yendorian Finery / Elbereth Tattoo:
Wear the Yendorian Finery (cornuthaum, ring of aggravate monster
and vorpal blade).
Roman numeral I tattoo:
Open the letter from King Ralph after ascending once and this tattoo will be
available. You can get increased numerals for each time you acend.
