To use any familiars you must first buy and then use a Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.
Familiars will stop growing
at 20lbs, but can temporarily reach 40+ with items and spells.
Familiars will level up when their number of kills equals
the square of their next level. (e.g. 9 kills for level 3)
You can equip familiar specific items which typically increase
its level/weight by 5. They can be found by winning in The Cake-Shaped Arena.
- The Leprechaun
- Mosquito
- Levitating Potato
- Fuzzy Dice
- Sabre-Toothed Lime
- Angry Goat
- Barrrnacle
- Spooky Pirate Skeleton
- Howling Balloon Monkey
- Rewinged Stab Bat
- Blood-Faced Volleyball
- Gravy Fairy
- Ghuol Whelp
- Star Starfish
- Grue
- Cocoabo
- Ghost Pickle On A Stick
- Baby Killer Bee
- Jill-O-Lantern
- Hand Turkey
- Coffee Pixie
- Cheshire Bat
- Crimbo Elf
- Baby Yeti
- Feather Boa Constrictor
- Hanukkimbo dreidl
- Emo Squid
- Personal Raincloud
- Hovering Sombrero
- Inflatable Dodecapede
- Whirling Maple Leaf
- MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech
- Clockwork Grapefruit
- frozen Gravy fairy
- stinky Gravy fairy
- flaming Gravy fairy
- pygmy bugbear shaman
- Doppelshifter
- Attention-Deficit Demon
- Cymbal-Playing Monkey
- Temporal Riftlet
- Sweet Nutcracker
- Pet Rock
- Teddy Bear
- Snowy Owl
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
- Sleazy Gravy Fairy
- Spooky Gravy Fairy
- Wild Hare
- Wind-up Chattering Teeth
- Spirit Hobo
- Astral Badger
- Comma Chameleon
- Misshapen Animal Skeleton
- Scary Death Orb
- Origami Towel Crane
- Toothsome Rock
- Ancient Yuletide Troll
- Evil Teddy Bear
Leprechaun hatchling is fairly difficult to get. Visit the Spooky Forest with a ten-leaf clover to get the bowl of lucky
charms. When you eat the bowl of lucky charms, there is a chance you will receive a leprechaun hatchling. If you do not get
the hatchling, you must get another bowl of lucky charms and try again. When you do get the hatchling just "use" it to get
the familiar. The Leprechaun gives you more meat at the end of battles. Its item is the meat detector.
The easiest familiar to get, the mosquito larvae is found in the spooky forest. Just "use" it to gain the mosquito. The
Mosquito will occasionally drain the enemies hit points and give them to you. Its item is the hypodermic needle.
To get the levitating potato go to the daily dungeon and search the rooms, eventually you will find the potato. Once
you have it, just "use" it. The potato will "trip up your foes". Its item is the many-eyed glasses.
They are the 23rd reward item for adventuring at the Shore. Once acquired just "use" it. It randomly selects one of these
effects: Attack the enemy, attack you, give you 10 meat, give you MP, nothing or trips your opponent. Its item is the meatcar
model.
First of all you need to visit the goatlet and get some sabre teeth. Then you need to go to menagerie level 1 (in the
cobbs knob laboratory) or to the palindome and acquire a lime. You then combine the two to get a sabre toothed lime cub. Then
just "use" that. The lime will attack in battle. Its item is the tiny shaker of salt.
Combine goats cheese from the goatlet and anticheese from the shore. You now have a goat. It will attack enemies. Its
item is the prosthetic forehead.
The barrrnacle can be acquired by adventuring at the obligatory pirates cove. Once you have it, just "use" it. The barrrnacle
slows the enemy. Its item is the sucky decal.
The spooky pirate skeleton is slightly tricky to make. First, go to the misspelled cemetary and get 8 skeleton bones.
Then go to the obligatory pirates cove and get a pirates pelvis and a sunken chest. Then you must make a pirate skull, this
is done by smart skull + disembodied brain = brainy skull, then brainy skull + eyepatch = pirate skull then "use" the pirate
skull. This will combine all the items you have collected together to get the pirate skeleton. Then "use" the pirate skeleton
in your inventory. The Pirate Skeleton helps in battle. Its item is the blundarrrbus.
Get 4 long skinny balloons from The "Fun" House in the plains. Then combine two to make a balloon helmet (long skinny
balloon + long skinny balloon = balloon helmet). Then long skinny balloon + balloon helmet = balloon sword, and finally balloon
sword + long skinny balloon = balloon monkey. Then "use" the monkey. It will electrocute enemies and restore your MP when
it reaches level 10. Its item is the tiny balloon knife.
For a Stab Bat, you must get a batblade (from the palindome) and 2 bat wings (from the bat cave). Then you must combine
the bat wing with the batblade. Once you've done that you have a one winged stab bat. Then from there combine the one winged
stab bat with another bat wing, and bravo! You have a re-winged stab bat. Attacks in combat, but can damage you as well. Its
item is the shock collar.
To get the blood faced volleyball you must go to the hermit and get a volleyball ans Seal Tooth. Then you must use the
seal tooth (to get a bloody hand) and then use the volleyball. This should make a blood faced volleyball. The volleyball increases
the number of stat points you gain at the end of battle. Its item is the palm-frond toupee.
To get the baby gravy fairy you must cook a knob mushroom (can be found in knob goblin kitchens) with a fairy gravy (found
in haiku dungeon) to get a pregnant mushroom. The Gravy Fairy will get you more items at the end of battle. Its item is the
eye-pod.
The ghuol whelp is easy to get. First go to the misspelled cemetary and find a ghuol egg, then go to the spooky forest
and find some Spooky-Gro fertilizer and then combine the two. The Ghuol Whelp eats the corpses of defeated enemies to replenish
your health and MP. Its item is the tiny knife and fork.
Can be made by using a star chart with 6 Stars and 4 Lines. Deals damage and drains MP, giving the MP to you. Its item
is the magnifying glass.
Received by completing the Strange Leaflet quest. The Grue hits for significant damage when the moons are dark. Its item
is the moonglasses.
Cocoabo:
Created by cooking 4 cocoa eggshell fragments together into two large cocoa eggshell fragments and then into a cocoa
egg. Use the cocoa egg. The Cocoabo will occasionally recover HP/MP, do damage, confuse the enemy or scavenge meat. Its item
is the chocolate spurs.
Ghost Pickle On A Stick:
Mix brine and vinegar together to make briney vinegar, which you then mix with dill to make dill brine. Mix a cucumber
and the dill brine to make a spectral pickle, and cook the spectral pickle with a Skewer to make a Ghost Pickle On a Stick.
In combat, the pickle uses a poking attack to do damage. The Ghost pickle also has a acid attack, which lowers the level of
its target. Its item is the skewer-mounted razor blade. The ingredients for this familiar spawn only in The Spectral Pickle
Factory, which appears very rarely.
Baby Killer Bee:
Found in the The Dungeons of Doom in town. It will attack enemies in battle. Occasionally the baby killer bee feeds you
royal jelly, increasing your stats while subtracting one HP. Its item is the brass stinger.
Jill-O-Lantern:
Must buy a Dark Jill-O-Lantern from the Mr. Store and use it to get this familiar. Its item is the 100-Watt bulb.
Hand Turkey:
You must buy a hand turkey outline for one Mr. Accessory from the Mr. Store. It attacks like a goat and increases the
amount of meat you find after a battle. Its item is the candied yam pinky ring.
Coffee Pixie:
You must buy a coffee sprite from the Mr. Store for 2 Mr. Accessories to get this familiar. It increases the amount of
meat and items you find. Its item is the miniature espresso maker.
Must buy a Cheshire Bitten from the Mr. Store. It increases the amount of meat and stat points you get from a battle.
Its item is the smile-sharpening stone.
Buy a crimbo elfling from the Mr. Store. Will attack like a lime and will also increase the chance of getting items from
a battle. Its item is the dental pliers. It is December's Familiar-of-the-Month.
Buy an orphan baby yeti from the Mr. Store. It deals damage and drains MP. Its item is the penguin-smacking club. It
is the January Familiar-of-the-Month.
Buy a silk garter snake from the Mr. Store. It will fight, entangle and steal meat from your enemies. Its item is the
black velvet choker. It is February's Monthly Special.
Use a small Crimbo Pressie. It can attack, stun, steal meat and steal MP. Its item is the menorette.
Use an emo roe. The emo roe appeared at the Mr. Store on April 1 only, as an April Fool's joke. It slows and trips your
enemies like the barrrnacle and potato do. Its item is the gazing shoes.
Use a personal raindrop. It has several random effects such as: attacking the enemy, attack you, restoring HP, restoring
MP, or buffing stats. Its item is the rainbow tie.
Combine a poultrygeist and an irate sombrero together. Use the resulting hovering sombrero. Both these items are available
from the South of the Border location. It acts similarly to a volleyball, increasing stat gains from combat. Its item is the
tiny maracas.
Use a deflated inflatable dodecapede purchased from the Mr. Store in June. Will attack in combat, but will become less
powerfull as it gets bigger. Its item is the toy six-seater hovercraft. It is Junes Familiar-of-the-Month.
Combine two leaflets to form a leaf. Then combine the leaf with maple syrup. Use the resulting maple leaf to get the
familiar. All the components required are available in
Little Canadia. It attacks and restores MP. It's item is the tiny Mountie hat.
Use the supertinkerer to combine the clockwork spine, clockwork claws and clockwork key together to form a deactivated
MicroMechaMech. It attacks your enemies. Its item is the targeting chip.
Cook the clockwork endoskeleton and grapefruit together to form an unwound clockwork grapefruit. It attacks (might have
other abilities). It's item is the false eyelashes.
Use the pregnant frozen mushroom given to you by Mayor Zapruder as reward for the Summon a Mushroom Familiar quest.
It will attack enemies and increase item drops by 2.5% per pound. Its item is the iced-out bling, which is not available at
the arena. To acquire this familars item, you need to complete Mayor Zapruders quest at least three times to get all the Gravy
fairy familiars. Once you have all three familiars, completing Mayor Zapruders quest yet again will give you a Gravy fairy
familiar item.
Use the pregnant stinky mushroom given to you by Mayor Zapruder as reward for the Summon a Mushroom Familiar Quest. It
will attack enemies and increase item drops by 2.5% per pound. Its item is the limburger biker boots, which is not available
at the arena. To acquire this familars item, you need to complete Mayor Zapruders quest at least three times to get all the
Gravy fairy familiars. Once you have all three familiars, completing Mayor Zapruders quest yet again will give you a Gravy
fairy familiar item.
Use the pregnant flaming mushroom given to you by Mayor Zapruder as reward for the Summon a Mushroom Familiar quest. It
will attack enemies, increase item drops by 2.5% per pound and occasionally produce mushrooms. Its item is the flaming glowsticks,
which is not available at the arena. To acquire this familars item, you need to complete Mayor Zapruders quest at least three
times to get all the Gravy fairy familiars. Once you have all three familiars, completing Mayor Zapruders quest yet again
will give you a Gravy fairy familiar item.
Purchased from the Mr. Store. Increases the ammount of stats and items you get after a battle but consumes MP doing it.
Its item is the tiny nose-bone fetish, which reduces its MP cost by 2-4. It is augusts familiar of the month.
Purchase a doppleshifter egg from the Mr. Store. Will assume the shape of your other familiars at random. Its item is
the tiny makeup kit.
Purchase a calm attention-deficit demon from the Mr. Store. It increases the drop rate of meat and items from monsters.
Its item is the attention spanner.
Purchase a unwound cymbal-playing monkey from the Mr. Store. It provides more meat and stat gains from battles. Its item
is the funky brass fez.
Purchase a miniscule temporal rip from the Mr. Store. It will disrupt and slow enemies during combat. Occasionally gives
extra adventures. Its item is 1.21 jigawatts.
December 2005's familiar of the month. Purchased from the Mr. Store. Attacks enemies and sometimes buffs you. Its item
is the metal mandible.
Have Uncle Crimbo combine an eye and a block to create a pet rock. It sits motionless. It does not participate in the
Arena. In short, it does nothing. You can obtain its item, the pet rock "Snooty" disguise, by using the Summon Hilarious Objects
skill.
Have Uncle Crimbo combine 2 eyes, 4 stuffings and 2 felts into a teddy bear. It will sometimes jump in front of attacks,
blocking them. However, each attack it blocks appears to reduce its experience by one point. It is thought that the bear will
only block attacks when its experience level is greater the damage done. Its item is the teddy bear sewing kit.
Zap a yo-yo to create a sleeping snowy owl. It attacks in combat. Its item is the Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit.
You first need to combine a clockwork sphere, an enchanted eyepatch, a zombie pineal gland, a glowing red eye, and a
cold ninja mask together to make a ninja pirate zombie robot head. Then collect: a clockwork spine, a cheap toaster, four
pine tars, eight skeleton bones, a clockwork claw, a Chest of the Bonerdagon, two spiked femurs, two disembodied brains, two
clockwork sheets, frigid ninja stars, teeny-tiny ninja stars, a star throwing star, an icy-hot katana and a Blundarrrbus.
Once you have collected these items, use the ninja pirate zombie robot head and the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot will assemble
itself. This familiar restores HP/MP, attacks, stuns, collects meat and sometimes gives toast. Its item is the rhesus monkey.
Cook a sleazy fairy gravy (cook pr0n legs and fairy gravy) and an oily golden mushroom to get a pregnant oily golden
mushroom. To get an oily golden mushroom, You must trade a gloomy black mushroom to A Suspicious-Looking Guy on The Wrong
Side of the Tracks. Increases item drops and does sleaze damage. Its item is the hot pink lipstick, which drops in the Sleezy
Back Alley when you have the sleazy gravy fairy as your familiar.
Use a pregnant gloomy black mushroom. Increases item drops and does damage. Its item is the miniature carton of clove
cigarettes. To get the clove cigarettes, you must defeat Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies, with a Spooky Gravy Fairy
as your familiar. To get a pregnant gloomy black mushroom you must cook a spooky fairy gravy and a gloomy black mushroom.
Gloomy black mushroom must be grown in the mushroom farms. Here is an example plot:
- The breeding of frozen mushrooms and spooky mushrooms into a gloomy black mushroom will only occur when both moons are
completely dark.
- Grown frozen mushrooms and spooky mushrooms will not mate until the moons are dark. Before then they will just sit there.
- On day four, the two warm mushrooms indicated with *'s must be removed.
- On day five, all but two frozen spores must be removed, and three spooky spores must be planted.
It is March 2006's familiar of the month and can be purchased from the Mr. Store as a March hat. Each battle, it does
one of several things: It can increase stat gains, it can attack, it can increase meat drops or it can increase item drops.
When it stops to wind its watch, you will gain one extra turn next rollover. This occurs about every 15 rounds of battle,
less if you have its item, which is the miniature dormouse. The wild hare will also prevent you from getting the "beaten up"
status when you lose in combat, consuming one adventure in the process.
Obtained by using the skill Summon Hilarious Objects, which is obtained by using McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object
Summoning, which could be purchased in the Mr. Store in April 2006. It attacks enemies in combat. Its item is the diamond-studded
fronts.
May 2006's familiar of the month can be purchased at the Mr. Store as a homeless hobo spirit. It increases the amount
of stats gain at the end of battle and when given alcohol, restores MP. Its item is the weegee sqouija, which makes alcohol
more effective in enchancing the spirit hobo's ability.
June 2006's familiar of the month can be purchased at the Mr. Store. It attacks every round. It also drops up to five
Astral Mushrooms a day, which when eaten, give the Half-Astral. The Half-Astral lasts for five turns and allows the "A Journey
to the Center of Your Mind" adventures. Its item is the badger badge, which gives +5% To Astral Mushroom Drops.
August 2006's familiar of the month. When the comma chameleon eats a piece of familiar equipment, it will mimic whatever
familiar that equipment belonged to for 40-50 turns. It has no item of it's own. In The Cake-Shaped Arena, you can only play
the Hide and Seek game, but every other win, you get a random piece of familiar equipment.
Can be obtained by using a dusty animal skull (Combine a dusty animal cranium and dusty animal jawbone) while having
at least one of each of the 98 other dusty bones. The dusty bones and skull parts can be acquired by using a 'pile of dusty
animal bones' found in the The Haunted Conservatory in the Spookyraven Manor. The misshapen animal skeleton deals spooky damage
and delevels enemies? Its item is the bone collar.
Combine a Clockwork sphere and a grouchy restless spirit to form a scary death orb. The orb will attack either you
or your enemy in combat. Its item is the tuning fork, which makes the orb attack you less often. The grouchy restless spirit
can be found in The Haunted Bedroom, inside Spookyraven Manor. The clockwork sphere must be made using supertinkering.
Use a towel until it is folded into a makeshift crane and use the crane. The origami towel crane absorbs some attacks
from your enemy and can also interfere with their actions. Its item is the can of starch.
Available during December 2006 only. Use the Toy-Making Cave to combine a rock and a tooth. It does nothing.
You can purchase the Yuletide troll chrysalis from the Mr. Store in December 2006 only. It will increase stat gains
after combat as well as restoring some HP/MP. It will also occasionally a disintegrating sheet music that will allow you cast
minor buffs on other players. Its item is the giant book of ancient carols.
Available during December 2006 only. At Linnea's Monster Truck in Crimbotown Right-About-Now, combine two evil
googly eyes, four spooky wads of stuffing and two spooky squares of felt. The evil teddy bear uses its own experience to attack
enemies and block their attacks. Its item is the evil teddy bear sewing kit.