The cocktailcrafting system is much more systematic than it was before (not that this is saying much, as it wasn't systematic at all before). The basics are as follows:

There are 6 basic kinds of booze (gin, run, tequila, vodka, whiskey, and wine), 6 common fruits (grapefruit, lemon, olive, orange, soda water [which is a fruit for purposes of this discussion], and strawberry), and 3 uncommon fruits (cherry, jumbo olive, and lime). Each of the boozes combines with precisely 2 of the common fruits and 1 of the uncommon fruits, for a total of 12 common drinks and 6 uncommon drinks. Got it so far?

There are also 3 drink accessories: coconut shells, little paper umbrellas, and magical ice cubes. Each drink accessory combines with exactly 4 of the common drinks to make an upgraded drink, though making these drinks requires Advanced Cocktailcrafting. Finally, there are the sword drinks. You can skewer an uncommon fruit with a tiny plastic sword to make a skewered fruit, and then combine the skewered fruit with either of the 2 rare drinks using that fruit to make a tiny plastic sword drink. Make sense? If not, it's all spelled out in the charts below. Rare ingredients or drinks made from rare ingredients are listed in italics.

The stat gains from drinks also follow a systematic pattern. The "common" drinks give a small gain in one stat depending on the fruit used (oranges and lemons yield Muscle, soda water and grapefruit yield Mysticality, and olives and strawberries yield Moxie), while the "uncommon" drinks give a gain twice as large (lime is Muscle, cherry is Mysticality, and jumbo olive is Moxie). Adding an accessory to a drink introduces a larger gain in a second stat dependent on the accessory used (coconuts are Muscle, little paper umbrellas are Mysticality, and ice cubes are Moxie), while making a sword drink doubles the effectiveness of the fruit (not surprising, since another fruit was used in the process of making a sword drink). Note that the total gain from a drink with an accessory is the same regardless of whether the gain is all in one stat or divided between two.

Superhuman Cocktailcrafting adds another layer of complexity to the pattern. Using Nash Crosby's Still, one can change the basic kinds of booze and common fruits to improved versions (this can be done ten times a day). These improved versions can be cocktailcrafted with each other -- again, each improved booze combines with precisely 2 of the improved fruits for a total of 12 drinks. The stat gains depend on the fruit used, exactly like the unimproved versions (kiwis and kumquats give Muscle, tangerines and tonic water give Mysticality, and cocktail onions and raspberries give Moxie). Finally, each drink accessory can combine with exactly 4 of the improved drinks to make upgraded drinks, with the stat gains again determined by the original gain and the new gain from the accessory. The rare fruits (cherry, jumbo olive, and lime) are not used in Superhuman Cocktailcrafting.

The booze can all be found in the same places. The common fruits can be bought in stores, while the uncommon fruits require adventuring. The drink accessories are found at the Shore (or can be created by Advanced Cocktailcrafting), while the tiny plastic swords can only be found in Crimbo stockings.

The basic boozes, while there are plenty of places to find them normally, can also be crafted (in batches of three) by fermenting the appropriate ingredient. Three of these are available from the Hippy Store if you complete the quest on the frat side, while the other three are found in various other places around the Kingdom.

There are also some older drinks which don't fit into the system, and can't be improved (i.e. they can't have a drink accessory or skewered fruit added to them). These are listed in a separate category below.

Exploded drinks: Occasionally, after making a large number of drinks (somewhere in the neighborhood of 100), your bartender-in-the-box will explode. When this happens, you will get some random drinks, including some drinks that cannot be made any other way.

Nash Crosby's Still

To use the Still, you must have the Superhuman Cocktailcrafting skill and access to the Moxie guild.

Using the Still improves the basic boozes as follows:

    * bottle of gin → bottle of Calcutta Emerald

    * bottle of rum → bottle of Lieutenant Freeman

    * bottle of tequila → bottle of Jorge Sinsonte

    * bottle of vodka → bottle of Definit

    * bottle of whiskey → bottle of Domesticated Turkey

    * boxed wine → boxed champagne

and the basic mixers as follows:

    * grapefruit → tangerine

    * lemon → kiwi

    * olive → cocktail onion

    * orange → kumquat

    * soda water → tonic water

    * strawberry → raspberry

Basic Booze (3 drunkenness)

    * [-] bottle of gin (3 A, 3 D) = juniper berries + fermenting powder (3x)

    * [-] bottle of rum (3 A, 3 D) = brown sugar cane + fermenting powder (3x)

    * [-] bottle of tequila (3 A, 3 D) = cactus fruit + fermenting powder (3x)

    * [-] bottle of vodka (3 A, 3 D) = bowl of rye sprouts + fermenting powder (3x)

    * [-] bottle of whiskey (3 A, 3 D) = cob of corn + fermenting powder (3x)

    * [-] boxed wine (3 A, 3 D) = bunch of square grapes + fermenting powder (3x)

Basic Mixed Drinks (3 drunkenness)

Muscle drinks (lemon, orange, lime):

    * [-] margarita = bottle of tequila + lemon (5-6 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 D)

    * [-] whiskey sour = bottle of whiskey + lemon (5-6 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 D)

    * [-] tequila sunrise = bottle of tequila + orange (5-6 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 D)

    * [-] screwdriver = bottle of vodka + orange (5-6 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 D)

    * [3] grog = bottle of rum + lime (5-10 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 D)

    * [3] tequila with training wheels = bottle of tequila + lime (5-10 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 D)

Mysticality drinks (grapefruit, soda water, cherry):

    * [-] salty dog = bottle of gin + grapefruit (5-6 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 D)

    * [-] monkey wrench = bottle of rum + grapefruit (5-6 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 D)

    * [-] whiskey and soda = bottle of whiskey + soda water (5-6 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 D)

    * [-] wine spritzer = boxed wine + soda water (5-6 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 D)

    * [3] old-fashioned = bottle of whiskey + cherry (5-10 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 D)

    * [3] sangria = boxed wine + cherry (5-10 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 D)

Moxie drinks (olive, strawberry, jumbo olive):

    * [-] martini = bottle of gin + olive (5-6 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 D)

    * [-] vodka martini = bottle of vodka + olive (5-6 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 D)

    * [-] strawberry daiquiri = bottle of rum + strawberry (5-6 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 D)

    * [-] strawberry wine = boxed wine + strawberry (5-6 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 D)

    * [3] dry vodka martini = bottle of vodka + jumbo olive (5-10 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 D)

    * [3] dry martini = bottle of gin + jumbo olive (5-10 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 D)

Advanced Cocktailcrafting Drinks (4 drunkenness)

Making these drinks requires the Disco Bandit skill Advanced Cocktailcrafting.

    * [4] fuzzbump = coconut shell + whiskey sour (10-14 A, 34-36 Mus, 4 D)

    * [4] ocean motion = coconut shell + monkey wrench (10-14 A, 25-27 Mus, 8-10 Mys, 4 D)

    * [4] pink pony = coconut shell + strawberry wine (10-14 A, 25-27 Mus, 8-10 Mox, 4 D)

    * [4] slip 'n' slide = coconut shell + screwdriver (10-14 A, 34-36 Mus, 4 D)

    * [6] Mon Tiki = coconut shell + caipifruta (14-18 A, 41-47 Mus, 4 D)

    * [6] Neuromancer = coconut shell + gibson (14-18 A, 25-27 Mus, 16-20 Mox, 4 D)

    * [6] teqiwila slammer = coconut shell + teqiwila (14-18 A, 41-47 Mus, 4 D)

    * [6] vodka stratocaster = coconut shell + vodka gibson (14-18 A, 25-27 Mus, 16-20 Mox, 4 D)

Umbrella drinks:

    * [4] a little sump'm sump'm = little paper umbrella + martini (10-14 A, 25-27 Mys, 8-10 Mox, 4 D)

    * [4] ducha de oro = little paper umbrella + tequila sunrise (10-14 A, 8-10 Mus, 25-27 Mys, 4 D)

    * [4] horizontal tango = little paper umbrella + wine spritzer (10-14 A, 34-36 Mys, 4 D)

    * [4] roll in the hay = little paper umbrella + whiskey and soda (10-14 A, 34-36 Mys, 4 D)

    * [6] Divine = little paper umbrella + whiskey bittersweet (14-18 A, 16-20 Mus, 25-27 Mys, 4 D)

    * [6] gimlet = little paper umbrella + gin and tonic (14-18 A, 41-47 Mys, 4 D)

    * [6] Gordon Bennett = little paper umbrella + mimosette (14-18 A, 16-20 Mus, 25-27 Mys, 4 D)

    * [6] yellow brick road = little paper umbrella + vodka and tonic (14-18 A, 41-47 Mys, 4 D)

Iced drinks:

    * [4] calle de miel = magical ice cubes + margarita (10-14 A, 8-10 Mus, 25-27 Mox, 4 D)

    * [4] perpendicular hula = magical ice cubes + strawberry daiquiri (10-14 A, 34-36 Mox, 4 D)

    * [4] rockin' wagon = magical ice cubes + vodka martini (10-14 A, 34-36 Mox, 4 D)

    * [4] slap and tickle = magical ice cubes + salty dog (10-14 A, 8-10 Mys, 25-27 Mox, 4 D)

    * [6] Mae West = magical ice cubes + rabbit punch (14-18 A, 41-47 Mox, 4 D)

    * [6] mandarina colada = magical ice cubes + zmobie (14-18 A, 16-20 Mys, 25-27 Mox, 4 D)

    * [6] prussian cathouse = magical ice cubes + parisian cathouse (14-18 A, 41-47 Mox, 4 D)

    * [6] tangarita = magical ice cubes + tequila sunset (14-18 A, 16-20 Mys, 25-27 Mox, 4 D)

Sword Drinks (6 drunkenness)

    * skewered cherry (not directly drinkable) = tiny plastic sword + cherry

    * skewered lime (not directly drinkable) = tiny plastic sword + lime

    * skewered jumbo olive (not directly drinkable) = tiny plastic sword + jumbo olive

    * [6] cherry bomb = skewered cherry + old-fashioned (22-26 A, 16-20 Mys, 6 D)

    * [6] sangria del diablo = skewered cherry + sangria (22-26 A, 16-20 Mys, 6 D)

    * [6] bodyslam = skewered lime + tequila with training wheels (22-26 A, 16-20 Mus, 6 D)

    * [6] grogtini = skewered lime + grog (22-26 A, 16-20 Mus, 6 D)

    * [6] dirty martini = skewered jumbo olive + dry martini (22-26 A, 16-20 Mox, 6 D)

    * [6] vesper = skewered jumbo olive + dry vodka martini (22-26 A, 16-20 Mox, 6 D)

Fermented Drinks (1 drunkenness)

    * [-] fine wine = fermenting powder + grapes (1-3 A, 3-5 Mox, 1 D)

    * [8] plum wine = fermenting powder + plum (4-8 A, 14-20 Mus, 2 D)

    * [3] shot of blackberry schnapps = fermenting powder + blackberry (1-5 A, 5-7 Mus, 5-7 Mys, 5-7 Mox, 1 D)

    * [-] shot of flower schnapps = fermenting powder + flower (1-3 A, 3 Flower Power effect, 1 D)

    * [-] shot of grapefruit schnapps = fermenting powder + grapefruit (1-3 A, 3-5 Mys, 1 D)

    * [-] shot of orange schnapps = fermenting powder + orange (1-3 A, 3-5 Mus, 1 D)

    * [8] shot of peach schnapps = fermenting powder + peach (4-8 A, 14-20 Mox, 2 D)

    * [8] shot of pear schnapps = fermenting powder + pear (4-8 A, 14-20 Mys, 2 D)

    * [-] shot of tomato schnapps = fermenting powder + tomato (1-3 A, 1-2 Mus, 1-2 Mys, 1-2 Mox, 1 D)

Mushroom Wines (3 drunkenness)

Tier 1

    * [6] knob mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + Knob mushroom (10-14 A, 4-6 Mys, 3 D)

    * [6] knoll mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + Knoll mushroom (10-14 A, 4-6 Mus, 3 D)

    * [6] spooky mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + spooky mushroom (10-14 A, 4-6 Mox, 3 D)

Tier 2

    * [6] cool mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + cool mushroom (10-14 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 D)

    * [6] flat mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + warm mushroom (10-14 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 D)

    * [6] pointy mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + pointy mushroom (10-14 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 D)

Tier 3

    * [6] flaming mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + flaming mushroom (10-14 A, 12-15 Mus, 3 D)

    * [6] icy mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + frozen mushroom (10-14 A, 12-15 Mys, 3 D)

    * [6] stinky mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + stinky mushroom (10-14 A, 12-15 Mox, 3 D)

Tier 4

    * [7] gloomy mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + gloomy black mushroom (12-17 A, 12-15 Mus, 12-15 Mys, 12-15 Mox, 20 Gothy effect, 3 D)

    * [7] oily mushroom wine = mushroom fermenting solution + oily golden mushroom (12-17 A, 12-15 Mus, 12-15 Mys, 12-15 Mox, 3 D)

Upgraded Mixed Drinks (3 drunkenness)

Making these drinks requires Superhuman Cocktailcrafting.

Muscle drinks (kiwi, kumquat):

    * [3] caipifruta = bottle of Lieutenant Freeman + kiwi (5-10 A, 16-20 Mus, 3 D)

    * [3] teqiwila = bottle of Jorge Sinsonte + kiwi (5-10 A, 16-20 Mus, 3 D)

    * [3] mimosette = boxed champagne + kumquat (5-10 A, 16-20 Mus, 3 D)

    * [3] whiskey bittersweet = bottle of Domesticated Turkey + kumquat (5-10 A, 16-20 Mus, 3 D)

Mysticality drinks (tangerine, tonic water):

    * [3] tequila sunset = bottle of Jorge Sinsonte + tangerine (5-10 A, 16-20 Mys, 3 D)

    * [3] zmobie = bottle of Lieutenant Freeman + tangerine (5-10 A, 16-20 Mys, 3 D)

    * [3] gin and tonic = bottle of Calcutta Emerald + tonic water (5-10 A, 16-20 Mys, 3 D)

    * [3] vodka and tonic = bottle of Definit + tonic water (5-10 A, 16-20 Mys, 3 D)

Moxie drinks (cocktail onion, raspberry):

    * [3] gibson = bottle of Calcutta Emerald + cocktail onion (5-10 A, 16-20 Mox, 3 D)

    * [3] vodka gibson = bottle of Definit + cocktail onion (5-10 A, 16-20 Mox, 3 D)

    * [3] parisian cathouse = boxed champagne + raspberry (5-10 A, 16-20 Mox, 3 D)

    * [3] rabbit punch = bottle of Domesticated Turkey + raspberry (5-10 A, 16-20 Mox, 3 D)

Other Drinks and Recipes

Miscellaneous recipes:

    * [3] banana daiquiri = bottle of rum + banana

    * [12] boilermaker = McMillicancuddy's Special Lager + bottle of whiskey (11-15 A, 25-30 Mus, 10-15 Mys, 10-15 Mox, 4 D)

    * [-] bloody beer = ice-cold Sir Schlitz or ice-cold Willer + tomato (1-2 A, 3-5 MP, 1 D)

    * [-] bloody mary = bottle of vodka + tomato (5-6 A, 1-2 Mus, 1-2 Mys, 1-2 Mox, 3 D)

    * [7] bungle in the jungle = banana daiquiri + little paper umbrella (requires Advanced Cocktailcrafting)

    * [3] eggnog = spiced rum + ghuol egg (5-10 A, 16-30 Mys, 16-30 Mox, 3 D)

    * [4] especially salty dog = salty dog + brine (9-13 A, 31-51 Mus, 31-50 Mys, 31-50 Mox, 4 D)

    * [3] extra-spicy bloody mary = bloody mary + spices (5-10 A, 5-9 Mus, 5-9 Mys, 5-9 Mox, 3 D)

    * [-] green beer = ice-cold Sir Schlitz or ice-cold Willer + ten-leaf clover (this recipe will only work on StSneakyPete's Day) (1-3 A, 1 D)

    * [-] lumbering jack = bottle of whiskey + Blatantly Canadian (3-8 A, 11-14 Mys, 3 D)

    * [-] papaya sling = bottle of gin + papaya (3-7 A, 16-30 Mus, 3 D)

    * [-] redrum = bottle of rum + cranberries (5-6 A, 16-30 Mys, 3 D) (5-9 A on the Feast of Boris)

    * [-] rum and cola = bottle of rum + cola (5-6 A, 10-12 Mox, 3 D)

    * [2] spiced rum = bottle of rum + spices (4-8 A, 16-30 Mox, 3 D)

    * [-] vodka and cranberry = bottle of vodka + cranberries (5-6 A, 16-30 Mys, 3 D) (5-9 A on the Feast of Boris)

    * [-] whiskey and cola = bottle of whiskey + Dyspepsi-Cola (5-6 A, 4-6 Mys, 4-6 Mox, 14-16 MP, 3 D)

    * [-] white Canadian = bottle of vodka + glass of goat's milk (5-6 A, 10-12 Mus, 3 Canadianity effect, 3 D)